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Wanted for boxing men’s wallets. πŸ˜…

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Boxing Day Chronicles: When 5G Saves the Day! Kato plotting for Brenda before the Boxing day. It was a bright and breezy Boxing Day when Kato decided enough was enough. For months, he had been sending mobile money to a lady he met online, Brenda, who always had an excuse not to meet him in person. First, it was her sick dog (that apparently needed imported food), then her “unexpected” travel to the village for a funeral. Yet, every time, Brenda promised, “Just one more transfer, and we’ll finally meet, babe.” Boxing Day was no different. Brenda texted him with another “emergency”  her phone had mysteriously died, and she needed money to buy data. Kato laughed so hard his neighbors thought he had gone mad. But this time, Kato had a plan. Kato responded, “Sure, sweetheart. I’ve got the perfect solution! I’ll send you the best Boxing Day surprise. Wait for it!” Brenda, already counting her profits, gleefully replied , “Aww, thank you, my love. You’re the best!” Little did she know, ...