Wanted for boxing men’s wallets. 😅

Boxing Day Chronicles: When 5G Saves the Day!

Kato plotting for Brenda before the Boxing day.

It was a bright and breezy Boxing Day when Kato decided enough was enough. For months, he had been sending mobile money to a lady he met online, Brenda, who always had an excuse not to meet him in person. First, it was her sick dog (that apparently needed imported food), then her “unexpected” travel to the village for a funeral. Yet, every time, Brenda promised, “Just one more transfer, and we’ll finally meet, babe.”

Boxing Day was no different. Brenda texted him with another “emergency”  her phone had mysteriously died, and she needed money to buy data. Kato laughed so hard his neighbors thought he had gone mad. But this time, Kato had a plan.

Kato responded, “Sure, sweetheart. I’ve got the perfect solution! I’ll send you the best Boxing Day surprise. Wait for it!”

Brenda, already counting her profits, gleefully replied, “Aww, thank you, my love. You’re the best!”

Little did she know, Kato had just upgraded to blazing-fast 5G internet through Ntuke. Armed with the unlimited speed, Kato went to work. He downloaded Brenda’s profile pictures, created a hilarious meme that read:

"Wanted for boxing men’s wallets since Independence Day!"

Then, using his ultra-fast connection, he posted it across all social media platforms  Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, and even LinkedIn (because why not?). Within minutes, it went viral. Everyone was tagging Brenda and commenting, “This can’t be you, sis!” Brenda’s phone exploded with notifications faster than she could block people.

Finally, Kato sent her one last message:

"Enjoy the fame, Brenda! Next time, meet the person or stick to genuine 5G connections like mine. Oh, and thanks for inspiring my Boxing Day fun!”

Brenda vanished from the internet that day. And Kato? He spent the rest of Boxing Day streaming unlimited comedy videos at 40Mbps, laughing louder with every meme he saw about his prank.

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